Single Speed Stella

...or my birthday. Or, you know, just because;

That, and the beer to go in it. I mean, really...a BEERTENDER! How rad is that!?!

Now, I know, it's not as white-trashy or gutterpunk-y as a kegerator,

...but really, let's not split hairs here. This puts the 'class' into 'drunk-ass'.

Some poor soul tried to argue the point "But it only holds 6 beers...that's it."
Well, they obvs missed the undercurrent of Black Flag in said statement;

"Thirty-five dollars and a six pack to my name
Six-pack!
Spent the rest on beer so whos to blame
Six-pack!
They say Im fucked up all the time
Six pack!
What they do is a waste of time
Six pack!

I know itll be o.k."

Ahhhh, memory lane! Anyways, I doubt anyone will peel off three Benjamins for me to have said 'tender, but I will gladly accept a pint whenever someone is feeling generous.

I'm just sayin'...