Single Speed Stella

Yesterday, not so good...I'm not a fan of the dental work, and I had three...THREE fillings in one sitting. I'm no good with the nocvocaine, I know it's just to numb up the mouth and blah blah blah, but the resultant numbness always makes me feel so nauseous....

I was so irritated and completely thrown off kilter that I just went back to work, with my face feeling like a basketball...and I swear, my dentist is a good dentist, I know this deep down, but I swear dentists naturally have a sadistic bent...

And after all that, they take many, many dollars and schedule a cleaning. Thanks ever so...

The nauseousness waited until about 8:30 pm, and so I do what I do when i'm flustered...I started organizing. I decided to unleash the wrath on the linen closet, refolding and stacking items by type, use, and color, and it occurred to me...we have waaaay too many sheets.

We moved in two years ago,and between housewarming parties and the wedding, we've somehow ended up with a veritable stack of sheets we'll probably never use. Anyways, the point of it really is that clutter adds to a feeling of general frustration and malaise, even if it's just something as benign as sheet sets. Be careful what you put on a wedding registry.

But to end on a happy note...I may be a conspiracy theorist, but I was proven RIGHT yesterday! I've posited for years that TV is the devil, yadda yadda yadda, here as a huge marketing ploy to keep people in debt - I noticed this in a commercial for KFC while visiting family, (where the TV is always on),

The 'snacker' sammich has a digital DOLLAR BILL mixed in with the lettuce, WTF?!??!! I think that it's because people don't truly want a delicious sammich, they want dollars, and so, logically, dollar in sammich = instant want = an overwhelming urge to go to KFC! I call shenanigans and tomfoolery on them!!! Big time!!

Not that i'm going to say that a snackers sammich doesn't have any redeeming qualities, i'm sure it's delicious when you're really hungry, but i'm boycotting it anyway because I think that's dirty pool by KFC, bad, naughty marketers!! I mean, advertise all you'd like, but don't try to pull your subliminal voodoo on me!